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fruit snack dumpling

When you eat your girl out on her rag in a moving vehicle, then leave the spit cob on side your mouth, stick your head out the window, let it dry, then eat it.
by Scoot5o4 August 5, 2014
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ojun fruit

also spelt as Ojen ; the original name given to a fictitious fruit used in the TV series 'Stargate - SG.1'. It looked like a custard apple and was described to have tasted like a cross between a guava and mango, thus becoming a guango.
Wow this Ojun fruit is really delicious!
by UrayaSin November 29, 2014
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25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."
by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013
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fruit hooter

Some one who roller blades.
by Carlitzky November 25, 2013
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Fruit punch fountain

When your girl is on her period, and you lay under her while smashing her vagina with a long fat dildo. When she's about to cum, take out the dildo, and let the blood pour out into your face
"Yo Amy gave me a taste of her fruit punch fountain last night."
by Ghangis swan February 6, 2015
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Fruit Basket

When you are in a closed space with your friends and you are all vaping different fruit scents.
Yesterday I drove home in a fruit basket.
by Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 23, 2015
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pocket fruit

When you're high and you forget you have Starburst in
your pocket.
Fuck yeah! Found some pocket fruit!
by ZombieTentacles February 28, 2015
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