Ear

A hearing device installed on humans at birth by doctors. Commonly found on the head but sometimes around the buttocks area.
Some humans enjoy poking holes with sharp tools in their ears in order to hang colourful rocks and miniature toys off them.
5/77 doctors recommend installing your first set of ears from age 7 and up.

Person A: what are these slaps of meat hanging from the sides of my head?!

Doctor C: these are your ears!

Person A:were they always there??

Doctor C: No, seems your ears JUST came in!

*both clap enthusiastically*

by feedmealready October 14, 2020

Ear Sexual Assault

Used to describe something that makes your eardrums vibrate intensely and makes it uncomfortable to hear like nails on a chalkboard

Oh bruh what the fuck is this it feels like Ear Sexual Assault

by Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidise April 16, 2025

Pedal my ears

To enjoy the pleasure of sitting on one’s face and grabbing both ears to maneuver their head where you get the most satisfaction.

Billy said to Ashley, I want to take you to the bedroom so you can pedal my ears!

by PE4life January 12, 2022

Ear thumping

The act of having sex with ones gages, making a noise that sounds like thumping.

I just got new gages today and my boyfriend is so excited to finally try ear thumping

by Babyseatbananas February 13, 2018

my ears are bleeding

Something to say when you hear terrible music or earrape.

Guy 1: why is this screamer so goddamn loud! my ears are bleeding!

by Malleo Malleo October 17, 2022

Ear Wub

The eargasmtastic noise your headphones make when the bass is so loud your ears feel like they're shaking.

Dat Ear Wub

by Cheezburqer December 26, 2013

hooped earrings

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014