dirt-friendly

A new kind of respect or niceness on the internet that takes the place of real-world respect and niceness and that is mostly hypocritical, selfish and unable of respect and rationality.
It is what rather mediocre (or less than) and dim-witted people who look at the unfriendliness of most of the internet would choose as a way to be superior to that, meaning that it is basically just a way to be "superior on the internet" and another way to be unfriendly, small-minded and prejudiced.

Those people are incapable of formality and uncomplicated respect but instead have to pepper everything with sliminess, underhanded jabs, easily sparked personal grudges and "special rights". It is a confused, unqualified attempt at morality that is probably the biggest anti-morality.

Moderators that get paid and were picked mostly for a representational role often let it go to their head and are dirt-friendly.

Talking to dirt-friendly people is like talking to an animal, because they are so irrational yet full of themselves.

by felixh March 15, 2017

chinese dirt ball

When you're eating out an Asian chick's asshole and she shits in your mouth.

Two asian chicks gave eachother chinese dirt balls.

by Kandyman420 June 10, 2016

sniff your dirt

When a guy (usually a pervert) smells a girls dirty panties

Bruh, I caught Alex sniffing Nickie's dirt yesterday, that dudes gotta chill before he ends up behind bars.

Boys who sniff your dirt are thirsty.

by Strawberrymochilove May 20, 2016

Dirt cannon

Synonym for asshole.

Brandon fires his dirt cannon after violent coitus.

by ALCsurvivor May 23, 2016

Dirt

A clear peace of shit

He's dirt

by Fodkhejrndn April 15, 2016

dirt plunger

An insult to call your friends

You are a peace of dirt
Your a plunger (poop uncloger)

dirt plunger

You are a filthy dirt plunger

by DIRT PLUNGER April 20, 2016

dirt beaver

When you're eating a girl out, all while sitting in a giant mud pile.

Totally gave her the dirt beaver this past weekend.

by Datdirtbeav26 October 5, 2016