death wobbles

Also used as a skateboarding term for when going to fast down a hill and the skateboard starts to wobble uncontrollably usually resulting in a high speed crash and injury.. Most skateboarders have had this sickening experience and have pissed themselves laughing at other riders experiencing the same.. There is also major relief when denying the death wobbles and regaining control, usually accompanied by bragging.

Alan-'What happened to you?"

Tim - "Fark me I was skatin' down the big dipper and got the death wobbles..I headed straight for the gutter and was pitched onto the grass..Broken arm and grazes everywhere."

Alan-" ha ha ha fucking ha!"

by clownlager March 1, 2010

windmill of death

In inline skating, the move one ends up making with their arms if one doesn't properly bend his or her knees. This ultimately futile attempt to regain balance inevitably results in the perpetrator landing on his or her rear.

When I was rollerblading the other day, I hit a piece of gravel that sent my balance off. I started doing the windmill of death and ended up falling on my butt.

by Ry Bread March 25, 2006

death metal

Death metal is for those who got bullocks !!!!!! be what you want to be !! do what you want to do !! that's the death metal, and more generally the metal !!

your life must be an example if you like metal !

by Praise The Lord ! February 25, 2004

Five Finger Death Punch

A classic amongst the Kyle's, Bootlicker's, and the "I was going to join the Marines but-*insert fake health condition*" crowd, Five Finger Death Punch is essentially Pantera with an extra chromosome. Their specialty is pandering to people who love veterans, in order to keep what little relevance they have. Their target audience is comprised of people who can't read, people who want to claim they listen to "metal" without listening to metal, and people who just want to appear strong to make up for their slow learning abilities. The only bright spot of this band is that their guitarist is pretty good, but that is frequently overshadowed by news of Ivan Moody (frontman) playing hopscotch between different rehab facilities. When it comes to songwriting, let's just say the ABC's has a more complex lyrical makeup and song structure than just about everything this band has put out. It could be worse though; They could be Trapt.

"Did you hear that new Five Finger Death Punch song?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"

by BIGXSCHMEAT September 9, 2020

death on a stick

an extremely painful or climactic death usually involving sandwiches. something being "death on a stick" means that the chances of dieing are nearly 100%. ULTRA CONCENTRATED DEATH!

Don't eat that sandwich, man, its full of explosives and/or rabbies! It's death on a stick!

by Magik red anus January 14, 2004

Five Finger Death Punch

A hardcore metal band that, if listened to correctly, can relieve stress and anger.

Five Finger Death Punch's first album "The Way Of The Fist" was such a kickass album! Beforehand, I wanted to take a pickaxe and go to Burger King, but now I feel absolutely fine!!

by ChackyJan April 7, 2008

death valley

enormous structure in which 90,000 humans gather in fellowship to cheer on the Tigers; known to be one of the toughest places to play football in the south, as well as one of the loudest, even reaching up to 124 dB, or as loud as a 747 airplane.

Death Valley, where the most exciting 25 seconds of college football is.

by Lambo October 7, 2005