David Magic

When a girl spead her legs for you and you dive in like a slippery banana while you're on instagram live

Rafael: Did you hear about yesterday?
Falafel: Yeah! Oscar went David Magic on that hot chick

by Manchesthair March 2, 2019

David Goodenough

This is a character from the french youtube channel Joueur Du Grenier. He is depicted as a man who passes everything off as "good enough" with a shrug.

One use it to personify excessive tendency to put things into perspective (sometimes in a ridiculous or careless way).
Also used for burlesque black humor when one is pointing out good things in dramatic situations.

*Listens to the last Justin Bieber album*
David Goodenough: It's not that bad, he looks good on the album cover !

*A wild fire is burning a forest*
David Goodenough: It doesn't seem THAT dangerous, and it will warm the animals up !

by Yuni Tsukiyama January 13, 2021

sir david

He is super cool and funny, he has a huge wee wee and will fuck your guts out in bed, you definitely don’t wanna miss out on someone like him.

Rachel- yeah i’m dating sir david!

Sarah- Wow lucky he has a big wee wee!!

by TeheHaha September 19, 2020

David Harrison

Forged in the heart of England, this is a common delicacy in the deepest depths of the mersey river. Often described as "Fucking Delicious".

Jonathan Peters: " I say this David Harrison is fucking delicious"
Katie Money: "Trudat yo dawg foshizzle mah nizzle werd"

by Dr. Gerald Bronwhiche August 19, 2011

David Groze

Person, Human being, defined by a big IQ level, and an athletic body. Does pretty much every sport.

I have been in town to see David Groze

by SenseiBen July 29, 2018

David & Evangelina

The most adorable couple on the face of the earth.

you two are like david & evangelina

by yolonikka December 13, 2012

Horny David

The horniest of all david's, primarly found in the wild and likes to prey on unexpected men.

I just saw a Horny David in the forest, watch out guys.

by Bsosvak January 30, 2016