datecation

The act of going away for the weekend to a local hotel/motel.

Laura was on me that we don't go out enough so we went downtown for a datecation last weekend. Hotel sex is always better.

by Big Pappa Smurfz March 5, 2009

Lego dater

Someone whose relationships overlap like legos.

Jenny is such a lego dater. She didn't get rid of Johnny until she hooked up with Mark.

by Rose Mary Jenkins August 14, 2009

ultimatum dater

A person who is interested in going out on a date with you at a specific time and place but expects you to cancel whatever plans or commitments you had that on that day in order to it. If the person is unwilling to cancel their other plans/commitments, the dater then loses interest in the person and moves on to another guy/girl. Commonly found on online dating websites.

Girl: Wanna go out sometime?
Guy: Sure, When are you free ?
Girl: I'm free on Monday.
Guy: I have class on Mondays. Can we go out on another day?
Girl: Doesn't sound like you're interested in going out with me. Gotta go.
Guy: Yes I do can't we go another time....Hello ? That girl is such an ultimatum dater.

by CapAIM November 4, 2009

dater

A person you are dating, but not offically boyfriend/girlfriend with yet.

"Hi! Who's this?"

"Hey, this is my...dater"
OR
"Hey, this is my...gir-DATER"

by pandajoi1 April 13, 2008

dateless

someone who is so dumb they don't know what day it is

he fucked up again the dateless cunt

by daz_zz May 4, 2005

e-dater

n. A person, usually a male who 'dates' people over the internet, text or other virtual media. Usually lacks a real girlfriend (but not plenty of flesh-lights)

Man, after his divorce my dad is such an e-dater!

by fllpunk February 28, 2009

Datetron 3000

A sophisticated dating robot sent back through time to change the future for dozens of lucky ladies.

Matt: "Dude, check out the Datetron 3000, he has been on a serious tear, i heard he was even dating on Sundays"

Chuck: "Yeah man, the D3K loves his Sunday and mid-week dating, he is a fucking machine"

by Tommy Ace July 3, 2009