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Cum crust

The act of cumming on her chest and letting it dry out giving it that glazed donut texture and feeding it to her
by Geeetar_boi December 1, 2019
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Cum Scummer

Someone who picks up cum scum
by Knifingbeast58 January 23, 2022
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Cum-Surrender

The act of ejaculating during a sub-conscious, less-preferred, or unwanted fantasy.
“I cum-surrendered, fantasizing about that hot girl I saw on the subway this morning, instead of ejaculating thinking about Brittany, who I’m seriously into and want to marry.”

“I cum-surrendered to an awful porn video, because I couldn’t find my favorite one in the search engine.”

“I cum-surrendered thinking about my girlfriend having sex with my brother, even though I’m insanely jealous and insecure about it.”

“I intended to JO watching straight porn, but instead cum-surrendered to gay porn.”
by dborlando August 26, 2018
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cum lapper

A woman who laps up spilled seed as if she were a puppy lapping up water.
Jeez, that new pornstar is a worldclass cum lapper.
by TYSON1 January 20, 2009
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Cum Countdown

Cumming right as the clock hits midnight (12:00) on New Years Eve.
I did a Cum Countdown to start 2023!
by Rionox December 31, 2022
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cum cousins

Two girls who have sucked the same guys dick.
Sadie: i sucked Matt’s dick yesterday
Margaret: omg i sucked his dick last week!
Sadie: Yay we’re cum cousins now!
by Sadie and Margaret December 27, 2017
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cum moment

A cum moment is a word to use in place of bruh moment or pog moment.
bob: yo look a falling star
jerry: epic cum moment
by se5drtfyguhijo October 20, 2021
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