Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 21, 2024
Get the on god no crosses countmug. When you invite a girl over and hook up with her and then invite your friends over to all fuck her too.
by MjizzleandCblu July 16, 2016
Get the cross-dockingmug. Stissi cross dubbed the shit out of Mariella last night
I caught so many cross dubs my back hurts
I’m going to be crippled from all the cross dubs I been catching
I caught so many cross dubs my back hurts
I’m going to be crippled from all the cross dubs I been catching
by CrossDubs4Lyfe July 9, 2022
Get the Cross Dubsmug. A crossbow used by PORKINSTEIN Members made by DEPOT TECHNO himself paired with harming arrows this crossbow is said to be able to one shot someone in full Netherite armor if used correctly
by DEPOT TECHNO April 14, 2022
Get the THE IRON CROSS OF PORKmug. That’s why Jane is always in some drama, because she’s always been a Cross-Artist.
Keith is a Cross-Artist, he cheated on his wife, but she was the only person who had his back when he was down and out.
Keith is a Cross-Artist, he cheated on his wife, but she was the only person who had his back when he was down and out.
by Flood Light June 28, 2022
Get the Cross-Artistmug. 100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun
by Linbodabrick September 3, 2022
Get the how many crosses has stink burnedmug. Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"
skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"
by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024
Get the spread eagle cross the blockmug.