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Vigorous Household Cleaning

Safe-for-work euphemism: the act of rigorous intercourse at home. Often following a period of abstinence.
After a six month dry spell, I've got a Tinder date tonight; I'm hoping we'll go back to mine for a night of vigorous household cleaning.
by The Projectionist March 29, 2019
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Basically it means stop wasting my fucking time and go bug someone else. An example would be:
Person 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think clouds taste like? Like, like cotten candy?

Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?
by Larryisalampost July 26, 2021
mugGet the Clean someone else's manateemug.

cleaning up its act

begin to behave in a better way, especially by giving up alcohol, drugs, or illegal activities.
"the casino industry is bent on cleaning up its act"
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
mugGet the cleaning up its actmug.

Physically Clean

Some shit that Sheldon made up. Carry on.
by @vaun February 1, 2018
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Mom clean

When you know your mother is coming over and no matter how clean you keep your house, you need to super clean it for mom's visit.
My mother is visiting from out of state and I need to mom clean before she gets here.
by PollosHermanos July 28, 2023
mugGet the Mom cleanmug.

Clean the peg

After being pegged with a strap-on, you clean it with your mouth, hence giving the pegger head. Saves time, can throw it right in the nightstand drawer and not have to clean it later.
I pegged my husband last night, it really turns him on if I let him clean the peg.
by Empty sack July 6, 2023
mugGet the Clean the pegmug.

clean

used to emphasize the completeness of a reported action, condition, or experience.
"he was knocked clean off his feet"
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
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