chocolate doorknob

When you shit on a dick and then jerk it off.

Yeah, I don't think I'll see her again; she gave me a chocolate doorknob.

by Serious Pancake December 10, 2017

Shower chocolate

When you thought you bought Dove soap but you actually bought Dove chocolate but you use it anyway because you think it will make you smell good plus it works as a good shower snack.

I bought shower chocolate again.

Greg, you fucking idiot.

by CraftlyStrawberry February 15, 2017

Street Chocolate

You can get the Valentine Chocolate on the street . It's easy, if you have a good look.

Hey, honey, are you a girl?

Of course, yes.
Why do you talk to me?
Because you're pretty.
Okay, I give you a Street Chocolate.
Because you're obviously a good guy.

by AllSportsA February 22, 2017

Hot Chocolate

Chocolate that's hot.

I have some hot chocolate.
What?
Yknow, Chocolate that's hot.

by MLGBRUH420 June 5, 2016

chocolate fog

When your fucking a chick Doggystyle, and put your thumb in her butt. Then wave your thumb side to side in front of her nose, while making the fog horn sound. Brrrrrr Rrrrrrr.

Man 1: Hey
Man 2 : What up.
Man 1: I was fucking this chick on P.O.F last night , and I gave her the "Chocolate Fog".

by That805G May 25, 2016

Chocolate Pillow

Taking a shit on someone while they sleep.

'Mate I woke up with a chocolate pillow this morning'

'Your wife is a dirty bitch'

by MNoodles May 24, 2016

Mexican Chocolate

sex with a mexican girl

i had some mexican chocolate last night, it was great

by TokenIranian October 13, 2016