A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.
- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"
by kubik2233 March 1, 2020
Get the ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"mug. When someone justifies their frowned-upon, or even illegal, actions by comparing themself to Jesus disobeying the Roman Empire by spread his beliefs. The general idea is that if Jesus was doing the right thing by broke the law in order to spread the word of god, then it is already for them to break the law in order to <insert action here>.
"Sure, its illegal, but did that stop Jesus when the Romans said his mission was illegal???"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"
by Xavien35449510 February 2, 2024
Get the Jesus Cardmug. Fucking around with people on Discord and sending illegal shit, breaking the rules in servers. and nonstop disgusting shit
Ligma: *sends porn* hahahahahahaha im so funny i sent porn
Gorilla: Bro your literally using the PDM Card can you fuck off *bans*
Gorilla: Bro your literally using the PDM Card can you fuck off *bans*
by gorillasussyballs January 15, 2022
Get the PDM Cardmug. The ultimate dining card is a variety of gift cards you can use for specific restaurants like swiss chalet, the burgers preist, east side marios and more
by Urban_Wiki August 2, 2023
Get the Ultimate Dining Cardmug. A type of sexual foreplay that requires one person to rub the slit on the back of the other person's penis tip with their finger. Most of the time, it makes the penis erect faster than usual. If the person receiving the Credit Card is uncircumcised, the foreskin may pull itself under the tip, but it can be put back with your fingers if it's slippery enough under the foreskin.
"Yo dude, Sally just gave me the best Credit Card yesterday, it felt like I would splooge any moment!"
"How's your foreskin, brah?"
"Shaddap, Zach-"
"How's your foreskin, brah?"
"Shaddap, Zach-"
by some dummass March 6, 2023
Get the Credit Cardmug. The Boston metro card. Also could be referred to as "charlie ticket". The metro itself if referred to as the "T"
by Fuckmikepence May 5, 2019
Get the Charlie cardmug. 