Lap Candy 

A relationship based on only sexual needs with no emotional connection.

A girl/boy whose only purpose is to service their lover whenever needed.

"Hey baby want to come over and be my lap candy? I'll lick you all night long."
"Ohhh I'm getting soaked already be there in a few!"

"Dude Julie is my lap candy."
"I heard she was Kevin's lap candy for awhile. I'd be careful man she's a total slut!"

Lap Candy by Anona1989 May 1, 2009

cotton candy

the sexiest food in the world. if you are a girl you are pink and a guy is blue. if a girl and a guy both like cottoncandy they should def be together :)

omg...u like cotton candy too?? we are autimatticcally inLOVE

cotton candy by <3 =] :p December 10, 2011

Mexican Candy Cane 

A drink ordered at a bar, pub, or club that consists of one shot of tequila, preferably of low-shelf quality, that is followed up by half a shot of peppermint schnapps.

Prior to drinking, participants shout "Feliz Navidad!" and clink glass 1 (tequila) with right hand. Glass 1 is consumed and shooting of glass 2 (peppermint schnapps) follows immediately with left hand. Afterward, drinkers shout, "Salud!" and offer high-fives all around.

The Mexican Candy Cane is seasonal and some places won't make it year-round.

"Mexican Candy Canes all around!"
"Feliz Navidad!"
...
"Salud!"

Mexican Candy Cane by SundayParty December 21, 2008

cotton cum-candy

cotton cum-candy is the dick-flavored spun cumgasms of a group of hotties.

The guys made cotton cum-candy with the cumgasms of nearly the whole squadron of cadets!

cotton cum-candy by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

baby candy 

birth control pills

"don't forget to eat your baby candy"

baby candy by travis pitts January 8, 2004

Guy Candy 

A term to describe what flirting between one male to another male. This can be used in both a positive or negative way.

Positive: Look at that guy candy.
Negative: I wish he would stop treating me like his guy candy.

Guy Candy by Jack E. September 23, 2006

crotch candy 

When you're eating candy while sitting down and drop a piece in your crotch and still eat it anyway, that is crotch candy.

In the car:

Billy: Hey Timmy, you dropped some of that candy in your crotch.

Timmy looks down, sees the candy, and eats it.

Timmy: Man, that was some good crotch candy!

Billy: Hey, make me some!

crotch candy by chicken milkshake March 22, 2008