The man was about to have sexual intercourse with his date when the bartender came up and cock blocked him. The bartender then tried to have sexual intercourse with the mans date when the Cock Blockie cock blocked the cock blocker.
by Cock Blocking 202 October 10, 2009
Get the Cock Blockiemug. Not cock sucking but the suckling of a cock. Instead of a nipple a female gently suckles on a cock slowly suckling the semen out of the erect cock.
I took this broad out and she started suckling on my cock until I was empty. Ahe was the best cock suckler I ever had.
by Ernnnn January 30, 2021
Get the Cock Sucklermug. Throatin a cock down to the nut sac. Especially large cocks where it is a challenge, and you need to open your throat and let it slide deep down. To properly base a cock you need to get your lips in direct contact with the dudes scrotum, and if possible lick his scrotum with your tongue. I've done it many times.
i'll need the guy here with the biggest cock to let me demonstrate the correct way how to base a cock. It made him shoot his load deep down my throat when based his cock again.
by ralfie January 5, 2014
Get the base a cockmug. The largest biological structure known to man, a unknown bio source detected by NASA, during the hubble telescopes routine orbit, measured at being 100 billion times the size of the solar systems sun, emitting unknown cloudy white substances from one of its ends. It was detected to by Scott Robert Sun, who was original mission was to use the telescopes higg power electro magnetic fielding scope to find his father, but had accidentally discovered the biomass instead... some 20 parsers away from the solar systems circumcenter.
Hogo: yo did u hear about the new mega large dildo being sold at the homebush boys canteen?
Totus: No but I want to buy it... is it as big as Sisi's cock? I dont use anything smaller than that...
Totus: No but I want to buy it... is it as big as Sisi's cock? I dont use anything smaller than that...
by gawkgawkdoubletwist December 29, 2021
Get the Sisi's Cockmug. Bumper Cock - A cocktail based on white sambuca and whiskey, similar to an Anaconda, but served with soda water and/or fruit juice, can be long or short.
by Priz-n-wallet January 10, 2020
Get the Bumper Cocksmug. by leukaemia is funny November 11, 2019
Get the Kettle cockmug. Used to discribe that moment when you have a hard dick and a closed pants but as soon as you open your pants your dick jumps out like a jack in the box
by The Fap Factory March 13, 2015
Get the Cock in the boxmug.