A lifetime diagnosis resulting from roll in the hay with the town bicycle, your mom, Trina from down the block, etc characterized by occasional flare ups of “fun bubbles” full of disease in the nether regions - tldr- genital herpes
“Little Ron caught himself a nasty case of the humpty bumps down at your moms house and can’t get himself a dose of the Valtrex til next week- got himself more blisters than Usain Bolt on marathon Monday”
by TallulahTabasco132 February 4, 2022
Get the Humpty Bumpsmug. by YE the OG January 28, 2024
Get the bump stachesmug. I blasted a line of cocaine off a samurai sword at a raging party last night , I’m a samurai now that I’ve done a bushido bump
by Ryan’s full of it March 12, 2023
Get the bushido bumpmug. by V193 September 27, 2020
Get the Stump bumpingmug. by simplybeauitful December 15, 2019
Get the Bump bummermug. when a homeless dude comes up to on bourbon street trying to sell you cocaine and you ‘test’ a bump in a bathroom then bolt
by cmcosmic June 16, 2023
Get the bourbon bumpmug. The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.
It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.
Also known as the action of masturbating.
It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.
Example 1:
Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?
Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.
Example 2:
Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.
Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!
Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?
Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.
Example 2:
Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.
Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!
by FalconFlight April 22, 2009
Get the bumping one offmug.