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Blasted

The highest level of being under the influence of Marijuana. After the level of being Blasted.
Yo bro you blasted?

- haha no, yoo i am glasted 🤣🤣

Yo let’s go make some chicken noodle and put it on the oven to bake ?
- lmao this dude is Glasted already.
by Omega black wolf October 6, 2019
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scrotum blast

When you run up on a bitch and suffocate her with your scrotum
Me: Man I can't stand her she be getting on my nerves
Buddy: I know bro she needs to get scrotum blasted
by JohnRedcorn69 June 10, 2017
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Goat Blast

An euphemism for a foursome consisting of three men and one woman. The term comes from the phrase, “I’m hornier than a three-peckered billy goat”. How does one satisfy said goat? It has a blast with a hornier female goat. Three guys with three peckers and one horny girl is more than group sex, it’s a goat blast. The term was created and first used on the podcast Slacker and The Man.
Dobbs: “What happened last weekend? I heard some of the crew spent the night with that chick with the big boobs. Anybody get lucky?”

The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”

Dobbs: “I should have been there!”

The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”
by Mashers69 August 15, 2014
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Turkey Blasted

A sexual act involving a Turkey, a bumhole and a strong gag reflex.
Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!

Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!
by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020
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Wok-Blasted

Man, i'm getting wok-blasted tonight!
by txbe September 14, 2025
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Cranberry blast

When a girl has her period and cums all over your dick
have you ever had a cranberry blast? It's tasty
by Tjsanallover October 7, 2017
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stone cold blast

by Airmen DAD April 8, 2022
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