Blasted Fun Time

The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time

"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"

by DameonSpawn September 6, 2016

Boise Blast

Masturbating with the use of porcupine quills.

Sean need to go hunt a porcupine so he could Boise Blast for 4th of July.

by Offsprnblack June 20, 2025

Blast

When you have to go or to leave, such as to bouce

Hey sorry to leave early but I gotta blast

by Yo wats up October 10, 2017

History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.

How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

Snatch-blast

Snatch-blast is when a girl or guy shoves half gram or more of meth rocks in her pussy!

"No more butt loads for me I just did a snatch-blast!!"

by Hitkitty1988 October 10, 2016

Dazzle Blasted

When you release on a woman’s face and then throw a pocket of glitter onto their face

“So last night, I dazzle blasted”

by RazzleBlasted September 14, 2025

donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017