battery fucked

when the stored energy is depleated from a good rechargable battery.

it is just before lunch break, your helper has just left to pick up sandwiches. your 20feet up scaffolding hanging a 10foot piece of ductwork ,and the oppisite end is connected so your ready to screw the other end into the bracket and ther isn't enough power to run one screwed.he returns ,sees you up there holding up the trunk with one hand your cordless drill in the other and you yell out I'm battery fucked

by hvac-r January 11, 2009

battery nerd

A total computer nerd who constantly checks his batteries on his smartphone laptop whatever, and freaks if his piece of technology wont have the power to make it through the day.

nerd: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my iphone4 wont have the power to work through 2pm today!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude standing next to him: hey shut the fuck up you fucking battery nerd

by yeahididthat October 28, 2010

Barty

The act of running a pARTY on a Boat -> BARTY

-hey yo, u going to the barty?

-sure I am

-You better get a new suit for it!

by im on a boat mothafucka April 15, 2011

batter blaster

The act of a male ejaculating into a pan and frying it like a pancake to served.

Carlos prepared a nice batter blaster for breakfast.

by Cheezie smooth January 26, 2014

Batting for Darrington

Lesbian. Used by fans of The Archers radio soap.

She is definitely batting for Darrington.

by Oldlozzer October 28, 2014

Basty

Big Ass Small Tits.

That girl basty!

by Jrue_ June 12, 2019

Battering the fish

The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.

Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.

by Mr Blev February 12, 2021