Jason

Jason is a name that is very gay and homo. They only like boys and only like to eat out men. They also like to get hit from the back.

Jason is the one getting backshots.

by Tongueinthebutt November 21, 2021

Situation-Jason

A man prone to accidents, trouble, and problems.

“Man, something is always happening to you, and only you, your just a Situation-Jason.

by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024

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by PUSSS destroyer February 19, 2019

Jason Guse

An absolute beauty of a man, perfect body, can get any women he wants with the snap of a finger. Hugh Mungus cock, makes OG Mudbone look like a newborn. On the inside, hes a great guy, and will take you on bowling alley types dates, but behind closed doors its WRAPS. Marry a Jason Guse.

"Oh my gosh, Jason Guse made me unable to walk last night, it was incredible"

by garfield's_ass123 October 5, 2018

Jason

Jason is a stealing cunt, he will rob your last digestive and then spill ya cuppa, he's basically a twat. He prats on a onouy being an awesome dancer but couldnt get his foot over his head, the muppet.

You know that guy in the office that doesn't stop smiling, well he's a muppet he's a Jason for sure

by V4mp1ress February 10, 2022

Jason

dude Jason makes cool stuff but he's been known to punch/kick his fans. Jason will often hand you a cola and say "you understand the law of reciprocity yes? i give you something and you must give me something in return" with a coy sinister smile. Jason will often speak of people as chess pieces, pawns for his big game, saying "I don't see people with lives, friends, families & pets, I see pawns, objects I can manipulate with my hands" with a cartoonishly evil grin. One time at MAGfest Jason walked upto my little sister and pulled on her hair really hard until her scalp came off.

Nick: YOOOO DID YOU JUST PULL A JASON?
Yin: Yeah bro, I just kicked Steve in the balls

by SpammableConquisitor July 30, 2021

Jason

Extremely gay

He is very Jason.

by Awshithewegoagain April 27, 2025