The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.
Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025
Get the Matt mortmug. by Ogbobby2005 February 12, 2022
Get the Matt whitemug. When you trade based off buying “rips” or FOMO rather then buying when a stock is trading at its lows while averaging down.
by Stonkybat May 10, 2023
Get the Matt kohrsmug. A colloquial term referring to the act of aggressively or violently assaulting an acquaintance, associate, or individual within one's social circle for trivial or inconsequential reasons.
This behavior is typically characterized by a disproportionate response to minor provocations, often involving physical force or intimidation, and may reflect underlying emotional instability or a lack of impulse control. The term is frequently used informally to describe impulsive acts of aggression that are unjustifiable given the circumstances.
This behavior is typically characterized by a disproportionate response to minor provocations, often involving physical force or intimidation, and may reflect underlying emotional instability or a lack of impulse control. The term is frequently used informally to describe impulsive acts of aggression that are unjustifiable given the circumstances.
Example 1
"Yo bro, that motherfucker is Pulling a Matt!"
"What do you mean?"
"He's fuckin' choking my bro out!"
Example 2
"Hey man did you hear what John did to Seth?"
"Nah bro what?"
"He Pulled a Matt after losing in Uno."
"No shit, that dudes psycho."
"Yo bro, that motherfucker is Pulling a Matt!"
"What do you mean?"
"He's fuckin' choking my bro out!"
Example 2
"Hey man did you hear what John did to Seth?"
"Nah bro what?"
"He Pulled a Matt after losing in Uno."
"No shit, that dudes psycho."
by Big Wall-E January 13, 2025
Get the Pulling a Mattmug. 
Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.
A. He's totally matt-arsed.
by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019
Get the Matt-arsedmug. by Robbie_Rotten_is_God February 5, 2019
Get the Mattmug.