Why does it Hurt

that is exactly what she said last night

i was screwing ur nan and she said why does it hurt

by crazydog_ March 24, 2024

Why is there a gaint health bar in the sky

what people are searching to confuse people when they wake up on new years day

Jake: What should we search to confuse people?
Mike: We should search why is there a gaint health bar in the sky.
Jake: Good idea Mike.

by MogliMC December 31, 2020

Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!

What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.

Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.

by QuacksO January 27, 2021

Why is bro kinda...

This phrase is commonly used in a joking manner on social media to express that someone is attractive with a dose of subtlety, shyness or embarrassment for having such an opinion.

The sentence is in an unfinished form for the same reasons, while the continuation is easily guessed - ...sexy / hot / handsome / fabulous / majestic etc.
More emphasis on the attraction being a contrarian opinion is commonly expressed by including a 'but' before 'why is bro kinda...'
The sentence being unfinished also alludes to the speaker knowing what they're about to say is unhinged, or losing their train of thought and speech as they gaze at the object of attraction, or as they bite their lip.

"Look at that one, he's taking a shit!"
- "I get that, but why is bro kinda..."
"Brother that is a gorilla, and he's shitting."

by amogmog May 29, 2025

Why do people like forks so much?

People like forks a lot because its so cool!!!!11!1!!!!1111!

Why do people like forks so much? Forks are you when yes is you good when fork is yes good you ok when fork work yes okau when to

by eating a burger with no honey September 29, 2022

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

why do guys have leg hair?

So you don’t get too close to another guy

Why do guys have leg hair? So you don’t be gay and get too close to another guy

by Wyatt Cason January 19, 2018