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Fair Way to the Shooter

A toilet that is a lengthy distance away from the origin. A term used only when one has had too many alcoholic beverages causing the distance to seem more lengthy than it actual is.
Only for use by a fair-dinkum Aussie who is so smashed that he cannot see the urinal he has just fallon onto. Asked to a complete stranger that the fair-dinkum Aussie has never seen before or will see ever again.
Ay mate, it's a fair way to the shooter innit?
That shazza goes fukin 'ard 'ay I hear; I wanna shag her but its a fair way to the shooter, I don't think I can make it.
by Kent Kentish December 19, 2004
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Hair way to heaven

Hair that is shaved in a straight line from a mans chest or stomach, leading into a male landingstrip straight to "heaven"
Stacy fallowed my hair way to heaven with her mouth.
by fofmister August 17, 2006
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

cookie represents an object of desire. the state of crumbling represents that the object of desire is no longer attainable in its desired form, or that the object of desire has reached its culmination within a state of decline.
High school senior: "I wasn't accepted into my top choice university."
Father: "Sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles."

Boy: "My girlfriend and I finally broke up. We had been arguing for weeks."
Friend: "That's the way the cookie crumbles."
by Zach Herold November 23, 2006
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Lincoln-Way West

The orange Lincoln-Way in New Lenox, IL. It's near many corn fields. It is now a four-year high school.
Lincoln-Way West's Principal is Dr. Monica Schmidt.
by NoodleNugget December 14, 2010
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by way of the 6-50

something totally lost and is believed to have been thrown away.
Shit, where's my wallet; I hope it didn't go "by way of the 6-50"
by Francis Manley August 7, 2006
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Alabama three-way

A homosexual encounter between three supposedly straight, religious men. Usually takes place right after they all condemn gay marriage as being a mortal threat to traditional marriage and the world as we know it.
"No wonder the GOP is so obsessed with gay sex. Ricky boy, Newt and Mittens were caught in an Alabama three-way after their last debate!"
by Senator Ricky May 12, 2012
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way to suck at life!

A person trips;
"Hey you....way to suck at life!"
by stan n May 4, 2005
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