What the actual fuck?

An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.

"What the actual fuck are you doing?"

"Have you seen Russell's beard yet?"
"Yeah... what the actual fuck?"

by wanking_at_gunpoint October 8, 2008

What's the jams?

Alternate of "what's up?", or "How's it goin?"

Dude, What's the jams?

by DonGiovanni June 1, 2006

WHat the hell

Phrase meaning what on earth is going on or i can't believe any body can do something that stupid

Jack one day said to me Don't argue logic with me I'll win i immedetly thought WHat the hell and started to laugh obsessively at him.

by Travis June 11, 2005

WHAT THE JUNK

A gentler way of saying "what the F***." You say this becase A)you're around little kids B)it just sounds funnier.

Steph: What the junk did I do with my hat?

by MeTheTree December 11, 2006

what the smell

1.when some one shits they pants. 2.equivelant of what the hell but not gettin in trouble for it.

what the smell dude did you poot.

by bill_evns12 February 1, 2008

What of it?

A phrase used to ask, "why should I give a fuck?".

"Hey man, heard you got a new tattoo of a unicorn shitting a rainbow. That kind of seems a little gay, don't you think?"

"What of it?"

by C0UG3R March 14, 2012

What's 9 plus 10?

It's 21.

Bob the sigma
"What's 9 plus 10?"
Jerald The Beta
"It's 19"
Bob the sigma
"Inferior being, it is 21 you fucking pineapple faced retard"

by whyamibrowsingthissite September 15, 2021