crescent moon blumpkin

Taking a shit in an out-house while recieving fellatio from your willing sex partner.

Sue gave me a mean crescent moon blumpkin when we were camping this week-end.

by The Brain from NY November 21, 2005

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half moon kiss

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.

A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.

The former is arguably preferable.

Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"

Guy 2: "Nice!"

by MichaelToTheJ September 25, 2012

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Peek-a-boo Moon

The act of placing ones ass cheeks against a glass door, pushing a turd out just enough to kiss the glass and pulling it back in. Usually performed at bachelor parties, random hotel room where pool guests can see etc.

Holy shit did you see that guy shoot the old couple the peek-a-boo moon when they walked by.

by MHL425 December 18, 2014

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Observe the New Moon

To observe the new moon is a code word used in the workplace. It means to descend on the New Moon Tavern in Leadenhall Market, London and indulge in a Cold Beverage whilst gazing up at the New Moon sign above the bar...

Hey, Would you like to join me in a spot of moon gazing? Yeah why not, I will be happy to observe the new moon this evening.....

by RoqueRanger July 19, 2017

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