crescent moon blumpkin

Taking a shit in an out-house while recieving fellatio from your willing sex partner.

Sue gave me a mean crescent moon blumpkin when we were camping this week-end.

by The Brain from NY November 02, 2005

half moon kiss

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.

A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.

The former is arguably preferable.

Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"

Guy 2: "Nice!"

by MichaelToTheJ September 26, 2012

Observe the New Moon

To observe the new moon is a code word used in the workplace. It means to descend on the New Moon Tavern in Leadenhall Market, London and indulge in a Cold Beverage whilst gazing up at the New Moon sign above the bar...

Hey, Would you like to join me in a spot of moon gazing? Yeah why not, I will be happy to observe the new moon this evening.....

by RoqueRanger July 17, 2017

Blue Moon Payday

When you get payed every other week and receive 3 paychecks in a month instead of the normal 2.

Payday falls on the 1st this month, looks like we're getting a blue moon payday, fuck yeah.

by Nadonado April 12, 2021

Jangles the moon monkey

Me

No, I’m jangles the moon monkey

by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire February 19, 2019

honey moon phase

when someone is hooked on one person

Typically marking the earliest days of a relationship when laughter, lust and attraction are highest

jack: bro im so hooked on jesse i think i might be in the honey moon phase

by audvxi June 08, 2022

Amish Moon Butter

The sexual act of pissing in an Amish person's ass, and churning it with your penis.

I went to Pennsylvania and had me an Amish Moon Butter last night.

by Bob_Da_Bes May 11, 2023