by notthebananaguyfromthebanana December 23, 2023

War thunder is an online credit card simulator where you fly planes and shoot tanks. It is made by Gaijin entertainment. To get to your favorite modern vehicle can take 6+ months, or you can buy a premium plane or tank for $75 and cut that in half. The game is also very buggy and unbalanced, and any Russian tank is immediately better than all the other tanks in the game due to stalinium, a rare Russian material that is indestructible. The players also like to leak classified documents to make the game slightly more realistic.
Bob: “Tom, why do you take out so many bank loans?”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”
by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024

by deluka February 4, 2010

A person who enjoys their own Flatulence and is happy to take a deep breath of their own creation or somone eles.
Guy one: "Yo see that dude just wafted his oen fart to his face, and took a deep breath"
Gut two: "that's a wild thunder preacher, keep your distance"
Gut two: "that's a wild thunder preacher, keep your distance"
by AbadChoice December 9, 2022

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

Thunder really fucked my insides Out
by TBKH August 12, 2025

by Peter Peter the Pipe Eater March 29, 2024
