When a morbidly obese woman with poor hygiene accumulates menstruation and diarrhea between her thunder thighs. The chunkiness of the chili comes from the diarrhea chunks whereas the cheese-like stringy-ness comes from the uterine lining expelled from her vagina. This disgusting mess cooks and rots between said woman's thighs, and the cottage cheese looking cellulite craters act as mini crockpots for the fermenting process.

Blaise: Hey Matt, can I get some Thai Chili?

Matt: Sure Blaise, would you also like some thigh chili?

Blaise: What the fuck I thought we weren't going to talk about that!? Everyone fucks a fat, unhygienic bitch in the ass while on her period after eating Taco Bell

Thigh Chili by chili_man January 26, 2014

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Thigh Fuck

When a man inserts his penis between a woman's thighs, just under her vagina and fucks her thighs till he cums. This can be done in many different positions, like: the woman bends over the bed, face to face, or when the woman has her back to the man. This is a very nice sexual act since, a woman's thighs are really smooth.

I inserted my cock between her smooth thighs and started to move in and out of them. They we SO SOFT AND SMOOTH!! I was behind her, so when I came, she put her hands over my cock and let me cum on her hands. Then she licked my cum off her hands.

A few minutes after I thigh fucked her again and again.

Thigh Fuck by Anonymous11212312 May 6, 2010

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things trebek sucks

a category on SNL celebrity jeopardy.

trebek: and the categories are: potent potables, foregn flicks, things trebek sucks... wait, what?

sean connery: PAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAH

things trebek sucks by things trebek sucks February 2, 2010

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National Thigh Pic Day

April 19th is National Thigh Pic Day, Ask any girl for a thigh pic and they will have to send it.

Guy: Hey its National Thigh Pic Day!
Girl: Oh you're right! Here's your Thigh Pic!

National Thigh Pic Day by Viridiannnn April 18, 2020

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