swamp ass

When you hold in a poop in a car with the seat heater on and your poop starts to water down and it runs down your butt.

"OH SHIT SON IM STARTING TO GET SWAMP ASS"

by shit mc D May 15, 2015

Swamp-Wonky

Swamp-Wonky is any contraption pieced together to solve a problem or make swamp life easier. A traditional long bow does not have an attachment for a bow fishing reel. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind some string around it, tie the string to the end of a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!

I saw a Swamp-Wonky air boat today! It was a john boat with a stack of box fans at the back pushing it along! Swamp-Wonky!

by J-t-A July 28, 2025

swamp turd

A swamp turd is someone who is extremely lazy.

Carol: bob don’t be such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go agin.
Carol: well bob all you do is sit around and drink all day.

by rat_excavators July 16, 2021

Swamp gooch

A very thick layer of dust that builds up on your CPU or GPU’s heatsink as a result of neglecting to clean the inside of a computer and also requires a brush to clean off.

Apparently this computer had a bit of swamp gooch because the dust is so thicc that the heat sink looks like it has mange.

by tigs1112 October 10, 2023

Swamp fridge

An obese woman with an unkept neglected muff runs on a treadmill while wearing a garbage bag on the hottest day of summer until she is sweating profusely. You lay her down, spread her lips and do a single lick of her clitoris as she wraps her cottage cheese legs around your head

My buddy Paul bragged about doing a swamp fridge while visiting a small town gym.

by Swamp diver April 13, 2022

Swamp Gang

Only the most woke of the wokest kids will ever be woke enough to get into Swamp Gang. Usually found in small creeks and shady rooms where they hotbox with their vape. Swamp Gang is described as the dark knights that realms around in Haugesund.

Yo bro, have you heard about Swamp Gang?

- Fuck yea bruv, I really wish I was woke enough to become a Swamp Gang member.

by Jånni May 13, 2019

Swamp donkey

Refers to a nasty and dirty man or women who you don't like, that tries to act like they are a bad ass. A swamp donkey usually is overweight and wears clothes two sizes to small. They are also usually raised in a trailer park

"Have you seen Becky, she's dressed like a hoe and and being really bitchy"

"Ugh she's such a swamp donkey"
Gross trailer park Dirty swamp donkey

by just a girl in waiting May 21, 2016