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Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.
When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”
by lili11 December 27, 2024
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Spider-Man

NapoleonVII is Spider-Man
He just do be Spider-Man
by NobodysFool May 30, 2022
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Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.
"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!
by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
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Spider Cup Technology

A device or process that appears/is claimed to help the environment, while in actuality causing environmental damage to use.
Person 1: You shouldn't use a piece of tissue to get a spider out of your home, it could hurt the spider! use a reusable plastic cup instead.
Person 2: Would you drink from that same cup afterwards?
Person 1: What no why?
Person 2: Well, a cup is harder to make than a tissue, and they both get thrown out afterwards, some real Spider Cup Technology you got going on there.
by Driver2900 June 7, 2020
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Squashed Spider

An anus
by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012
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Not here to fuck spiders

Fuck SpidersOriginally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.
“Are we getting the job done?”

“Yeah, we’re not here to fuck spiders
by URBAN155 July 18, 2022
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Spider

A hairy mother fucker with eight legs that want's you to fear it and will give you a heart attack.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah their is a damn spider on the wall

mom: were is that damn flamethrower that we use just for spiders.

dad: I can't rust any of you with that thing just to kill a spider.
by Yabddabdoo November 20, 2021
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