Cross

A term meaning a person who is perfect in all ways possible.

"Kyle is so cross, he's everything i've ever wanted."

by Josslyn March 29, 2020

how many crosses has stink burned

100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun

how many crosses has stink burned Damn that cross is holy shit well I’m finna burn that

by Linbodabrick September 3, 2022

Cross

n: a thing they nail people to

Jesus was nailed to a cross.

by SoliquidForLife December 30, 2019

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 16, 2023

Cross-country skiing

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.

Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.

by envenom July 2, 2019

Cross-wired Freak

An insult in the BIONICLE universe. This insult applies to all biomechanical beings (or mechanical beings who have a consciousness). It refers to the process of wires being connected incorrectly in the brain of the person being insulted.

"You cross-wired freak! Who let a matoran like you be on the kolhii team?"

by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024

Level Crossing

Something dumb autistic retards like myself tend to go out and film for fun.

Also the hunting grounds for several pedophiles, for some reason.

Joe Thorpe: "Here we are at Lincoln High Street level crossing in Lincolnshire!"

by Desiro July 24, 2025