Austin Power's Syndrome

As in the Mike Myer's film "Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery," Dr. Evil's outrageous plot is to control the world,

World domination. We now see that Donald Trump has a plot to control/dominate the World.

Donald Trump has Austin Power's Syndrome. Trump wants to control/ dominate the World.

by anonymous January 10, 2025

AUSTIN

He's got kind eyes, a smile that lights up a room matched with a goofy yet genuine laugh that will cheer anyone up. He thinks he's a giant turd but in reality he would give the world to those he cares about. Austin is a chameleon in the best way, he can flow in any situation, he can blend in or stand out. Kind of a badass, kind of a bish (most importantly, thee bish). No doubt with the right partner, someone to help him see how gifted and incredible he is, he could take over the world.

God damnit Austin, why are you so amazing.

Ohhhhhh Austin...

by GZJ November 24, 2021

Austin

Stupid dumb nigger fart. Blonde bitch with no life he eats ass for a living. Bro literally will never get pussy

Bro watch out is that dumbass nigger austin what a fucktard

by Vorentaz May 1, 2022

Austin

A Big Dick Fuck Truck Of A Man

If you need pleasure get yourself an Austin

by CollateralDammage July 10, 2021

Austin side burns

side burns 🥵💦🤏🧟🦛

bro that Austin side burns kid has some sick side burns

by andioopsksksksksksksksk November 10, 2019

austin martin

named after the famous British vehicle of ellegance, style, and performance, yet this version is lacking in all the above. it is a cheap knock off version with no strengths to speak of or for that matter--soul.

clown car version of aston martin, kit car version of aston matin, fake car, car, austin martin car, aston martin. "That Austin Martin is nothing but a fake peice of crap."

by Stephnitezanfuntime March 17, 2012

Austin

Autistic bald beta male who has like 100000000 power in clash of clans

“Austin, get off your iPad.”

by Sk1b November 29, 2024