People who acquire the nickname butthole Jones are not people who should like themselves. They usually are on the narcissist spectrum, are very selfish, and are major pussies or cowards. They want everyone to like them, but people like shit. They would never tolerate being treated the way they treat others, and If someone were to give them a taste of their own behavior, they will then become the victim and seek sympathy. They bathe in any time of positive behavior towards them no matter how small and take it to heart to try and build their ego. They act like they love themselves, but they don’t, they hate themselves and if they don’t, they should. Butthole Jones’ are never happy with what they have and are constantly looking for better because they feel they are entitled to it and never care who they hurt along the way. They are takers and want the best of everything. They may have characteristics that label them as a male, but they never will truly act or earn the title of a man. Butt hole Jones’ also identify as straight, but teeter on the side of enjoying butt joke activities with their own and others. They’ll be in constant denial about wanting to explore other genders sexually because again, they are cowards. These Butt Hole Jones folks want so badly to be viewed as high class and loved by all but act in a way that earns them the treatment of moldy old shit on the bottom of a shoe that was worn by an upright pig that fucked your dead grandmother.
Butthole Jones was taking a shit in the stall next to me and he was crying because everyone hates him and he will die alone covered in shit because he stretched his own butthole out with his ego and fingers
by jerk dick September 29, 2022
Get the Butthole Jonesmug. by Jacobjonestrash September 20, 2023
Get the Jacob Steven jonesmug. A fairly large boy who is either slated for being a nonce, doing professional or running a very successful YouTube channel
by MJ Chungus August 9, 2021
Get the Marcus Jonesmug. by fearlessmonkey8 October 13, 2021
Get the Stuart Jonesmug. The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.
by @mrkulci September 10, 2020
Get the Jones lagmug. on jones is a way of affirming that what you or somebody else is saying is true. very similar to saying "on god" except jones is stronger and more powerful than god so it's more meaningful. other common uses are "on my sister" "on jewbird" "on gang" among others..
<person1> yo michael buble's voice is like listening to a thousand angels singing at once
<person2> on jones my dude
<person2> on jones my dude
by chunky111 June 7, 2022
Get the on jonesmug. A tall brown skin boy with curly-ish hair. Very goofy and plays either football or basketball
He should date a K
He should date a K
by CHEEEEEEEEEEESE TOUCHHHHHHHG May 18, 2022
Get the Mason Jonesmug.