crescent moon blumpkin

Taking a shit in an out-house while recieving fellatio from your willing sex partner.

Sue gave me a mean crescent moon blumpkin when we were camping this week-end.

by The Brain from NY November 21, 2005

half moon kiss

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.

A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.

The former is arguably preferable.

Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"

Guy 2: "Nice!"

by MichaelToTheJ September 25, 2012

Full Moon's Night

To make love to a partner all night; generally rough, unprotected sex.

"let's have a full Moon's Night"

"Your mother had a Full Moon's Night"

by ALDictonary June 5, 2022

Blue Moon Payday

When you get payed every other week and receive 3 paychecks in a month instead of the normal 2.

Payday falls on the 1st this month, looks like we're getting a blue moon payday, fuck yeah.

by Nadonado April 12, 2021

Pisces moon landing

When two partners fart on one another in the shower butt to butt.

She did a Pisces moon landing on me in the shower the next morning.

I.e. an intentional moon landing, just add a fart.

by The Relatable couple October 3, 2023

Amish Moon Butter

When you piss into an Amish persons ass and then you churn it with your dick

I want some goddamn Amish Moon Butter.

by mynamebruh May 10, 2023

Lemon Moon Pie

Milf fucking.

"Hey man I got some of Mrs. Neutrons Lemon Moon Pie last night."

by Emily's Fucking Wrong April 20, 2019