Test Wank

The act of checking the captain is awake after having a skin full. Usually in a pub toilet.

The good lady wife says I'm on a promise and I've had 8 gins. I'm off for a test wank

by Paul A Radcliffe May 23, 2023

what is test

If math is mathimatical and quiz is quizical, then what is test?

The answer is potassium nitrate.

Friend: what is test?
Albert Einstein: Potassium Nitrate.

by YourMommerLol2982 April 16, 2022

prick test

when a lady pokes you 30 times and you see what swells

The lady at the desk offered to take me around back for a prick test

by dkflsllala December 29, 2018

test

Absolute hell for children

Mrs. McSential gave us the test on Friday

by 5guys_and_a_baby January 31, 2022

Test

A test is a predetermined list of items to check that measures whether or not something or someone is performing in the manner it is expected to

I aced that test, good job I revised!

What do you mean it's not working, what have you tested?

by Tester68 September 7, 2023

Home COVID Test

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.

My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.

by AnctRome November 25, 2020

Loyalty Test

Have someone dm or flirt with your girlfriend or boyfriend on Instagram or Facebook. A popular service for loyalty testing is www.loyalty-test.com

I thought my boyfriend was a cheater so I got a loyalty test done on loyalty-test.com

by Garret1122 May 24, 2023