by Ogbobby2005 February 12, 2022
Get the Matt whitemug. how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? Oh Naur!!! Im turning into Bowie Jane.
by Mechanical_11037 November 12, 2023
Get the how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I?mug. Definition - A douchbag who always wears a benie hat and smokes alot. Normally having long brown hair that covers his eyes
by josh eggil April 25, 2011
Get the matt branfordmug. Chad: Yo! Matt! Which naval admiral took a shit on March 3, 1934?
Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.
Chad: What da hell...
Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.
Chad: What da hell...
by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024
Get the Mattmug. Pulling a matt is when your just born a fucking pussy amd always make up excuses to not do things, or just slack off and always be on there phone.
Person 1: wow that guys been on his phone all morning and hasn't done any work!
Person 2: wow ya he has been, must be pulling a matt!
Person 2: wow ya he has been, must be pulling a matt!
by Unknown pussy April 12, 2022
Get the Pulling a mattmug. The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.
Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025
Get the Matt mortmug. by anonymous March 23, 2025
Get the Mattmug.