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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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The Rolling Stones

Aside from The Rolling Stones, Nirvana and Pink Floyd are popular brands also.
by titty69muncher September 8, 2024
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contact stoned

Contact Stoned is when you get stoned by being in the same room or space that other people are getting are smoking pot/weed in.

You get stoned by being on close contact to the other person who is in the process of getting stoned/high.
I just got a little 'contact stoned' because my boyfriend smoked pot while we were in bed together.
by Imogen_B April 8, 2017
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Stone Sword Mentality

The mentality of never giving up even though you know you are going to lose over, and over, and over again.
"Look at PrinceZam, hes rushing his enemies even though he knows hes going to lose, that is a pure example of Stone Sword Mentality.
by TransFemGaymer July 16, 2023
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Sammy Stone

Someone who likes to give blumpkins because her favorite color is orange reminding her of pumpkins
AYO 42 LEMME GET A BLUMPKIN

My name is sammy stones and I like orange”
by Uwontforgetme September 28, 2021
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stoning someone

dude I really feel like stoning someone. maybe it should be that Luke kid we both hate!
by taybae:) June 5, 2016
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Stone Ass

Something or someone that is inhumanely unattractive
Damn, that man is Stone Ass ugly
by MoosieJuice March 6, 2020
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