furnace blast

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.

Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!

by death180 August 05, 2015

Monkey Blast

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.

That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!

by sks4540 March 21, 2020

Girl Blast

When a girl gotta fart, BIG TIME.

Girl 1: Wasn’t Lily just in the bathroom a minute ago?
Girl 2: Yeah, but she has some REAL bad Girl Blasts.
Girl 1: Oh. So…I’ll just wait until I get home to wash my hands…

by The Power, the Power to Read November 30, 2023

Girl Blast

When a girl farts, a LOT.

Girl 1: Did you hear that?
Girl 2: Hear what?
Girl 1: Holly’s got yet another case of the “Girl Blasts”. She’s gonna be there for a while.
Girl 2: That’s the fifth time this week! She really needs to stop eating tacos.

by The Power, the Power to Read November 30, 2023

Brisbane Blast

The medical and sexual practice of anally penetrating someone who is constipated in order to induce defecation.

"Bro could you come over? I haven't crapped in 3 days and I need a Brisbane Blast"

by OldPublicFunctionary February 26, 2024

Rim blast

The act of a femail pennitrating a males rectum with with one or multiple fingers.

Aka, Bearded spider blasting, ballooon blasting,

Nick was telling Bryan about a hooker he let rim blast him in the hotel room in Houston.

by Magic Mike Magic Man February 07, 2018

Boy Blast

The act of a man ejaculating

yo, i was with Jake the other day and he committed a wicked boy blast all over my back!

by MoltenMarbles October 20, 2019