fruit scone

When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face
Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!
by Niamnehey October 28, 2017
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fruit of the broom

"Your friend likes to clean alot, huh?"
"Yeah! We call him fruit of the broom!"
".... Oh. That's.... original."
by TeeJayDubDub February 10, 2022
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Fruit Guy

People really like that fruit guy huh.
by soupsalutations September 13, 2020
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Fruit Rollup

During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.
It was so hot outside he had to perform a Fruit Rollup - schluuurp!
by Ms. Pinky December 28, 2006
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Fruit Roll Up

A friend that has an obsession with bead bracelets and hot chocolate
"My best friend is bethany Thomas"
"Oh you mean a fruit roll up?"
"Yeah!"
by rvrmn.vs September 22, 2021
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Fruit roll up

A drive by that’s targeted for a gay person or any other member of the lgbtq+

This can also be used for when the opposite happens
Hey Damien do you wanna pull a fruit roll up tonight?

Man that fruit roll up we did last night was crazy he never saw it coming!!
by Wisper and crispy September 04, 2022
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A phrase used to describe when someone denies something for the sake or arguing or joking, even when it's blatantly true.
Person one: "Man, Mount Everest really is tall in person..."
Person two: "No, it isn't. I mean, just look at it!"
Person one: "You're looking for fruit in a jello cup, man."
by DoleJelloCup January 03, 2024
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