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Swamp-Wonky

Swamp-Wonky is any contraption pieced together to solve a problem or make swamp life easier. A traditional long bow does not have an attachment for a bow fishing reel. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind some string around it, tie the string to the end of a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!
I saw a Swamp-Wonky air boat today! It was a john boat with a stack of box fans at the back pushing it along! Swamp-Wonky!
by J-t-A July 28, 2025
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Swamp Wap

The moisture pooling in a woman’s genital area coming from her WAP (Wet Ass Pussy) sweat. Same as “swamp ass” but from the pussy.
Omg girl I can’t even get up right now because of the print my swamp wap is going to leave on the seat.
by iris67 August 4, 2025
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Swamp Tail

(adj)
sŵāmp ťäil
This refers to the unpleasant sensation of excessive sweating and moisture build-up in the buttock region, leading to discomfort and sometimes an odor.
“Man, this muggy weather has given me a bad case of swamp tail”
by KB2109 August 18, 2025
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Swamp sausage

by Airyonyx August 19, 2025
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Rubber-nosed swamp donkey

Another name for a moose. Nickname derived from their very large muzzle, sometimes described as rubbery or leathery and their affinity for aquatic environments, where they often feed, and their large, somewhat ungainly, donkey-like appearance.
Dusty went hunting for deer and ended up face to face with a rubber-nosed swamp donkey.
by Dr. Robbert October 5, 2025
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Swamp logger

When you saw a turd in half with your urine stream.
I was a swamp logger yesterday when i went to use the bathroom and tried to get the toilet to flush
by Dee (snap) anderson October 5, 2025
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Swamp-tism

People that love Swamp-thing and have autism
I have Swamp-tism
by Batsy_thedarkknight November 21, 2025
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