Suicide

Definition of Suicide (Entry 1 of 3) 1a: The act of taking one's own life voluntarily or intentionally or an example b: Self-harm Political Suicide C: APOPTOSIS Cell Suicide 2. A person who commits suicide or attempts suicide. Suicidal Adjective Definition of Suicide (Entry 2 of 3): Related to or related to suicide. Suicide; Definition of Suicide Suicide (Entry 3 of 3) intransitive verb: to commit suicide transitive verb: to push (oneself) to the brink of death

I am so happy she commited suicide she should of done it early after I impregnated her ass while I was drunk.

by LEGALISE_PIRACY June 5, 2022

Apaphinal suicide

1.When a dumbass mishears the lyrics to "Let the bad times roll" by The Offspring.

"John! What's apaphinal suicide?"
"What?"
"You know, "Let the bad times roll"?

"Let me know when you decide
Apaphinal suicide""
"You fucking dumbass, it's apathy or suicide"

by D0Ice August 28, 2022

Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.

"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"

by Penhold July 27, 2017

I'm gonna suicide

it's kinda joke that teenagers says to their parents to see their reaction and most of time their reaction would be

horrified then the Teenager says it was a joke even though it wasn't

Parents: what are you thinking about son?
Teenager: I'm gonna suicide
Parents: What the No don't do it we love you
Teenager: I'm joking I'm joking

by Someone that's happy November 3, 2023

Suicide

The thing I'm going to do if I don't pass my science exam

Suicide: After he checked his grade he shot himself with a gun in the head therefore leaving him bleeding out on the floor and if he hadnt already died from the gun shot he would die from blood loss, atleast he doesn't have to take anymore fucking exams agian.

SIDE NOTE:

Dont kill yourself pls
U have lots to live for and there are people who love you

by ChestnutSalmon December 8, 2021

Pheromone Suicide Bomber

Someone who doesn't shower for like 3 eons and then walks out into society acting like a normal person which creates a bioweapon worse than mustard gas

"You heard that Tom hasn't showered in 4 months?"

"That guy gotta be a Pheromone Suicide Bomber"

by literallydenjihayakawa November 15, 2025

Suicide Fuck

when you fuck someone and when you cum you kill yourself.
this is considered illegal but its so hot!!

"i really love it when people suicide fuck with me, its one of my kinks!!!

by jamalison January 9, 2022