squirrel nibbles

The gentle nibbling of the male scrotum by a female as she stares wide eyed (aka creepily) at him.

Sally squirrel nibbles Johnny and he cries and runs away.

by squirrelnibbler2011 August 20, 2011

squirrel queen

One who is prudent,shrewd,world revolved only around them and noone else. If they dont see what they like they will tell you off and take control of you. Typical bitch.

One would have lots of sex with many nuts. One would like jewlerry or cash in return for sex. One who stares at virgins and tries to seduce them. Thats squirrel queen.

man1 look a squirrel queen
squirrel queen- blinks eyes "ohhhh cuttteee"
man1 don't stare at me or my package
squirrel queen- submit to me i want you and your nuts.
man1-no i will not
squirrel queen fine i will force you to now.
man1 my virginity
squirrel queen i stole your virginity :) and i am squirrel queen collectors of nuts.
man1 whore

by redwhale1387 April 19, 2011

Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair

Squirrel bollocks is a right cunt

by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018

zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.

Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020

Squirrel

The little furry bastard that stole my FUCKING NUTS!

Person: Y u so mad

Me: That bastard squirrel stole my nuts again.

by WholesomeFUCKINchaos June 2, 2020

Squirreling

The art of managing to lick the asshole, whilst having the penis in the troat and the balls filling the cheeks. Mostly done to your boss by an eager colleague.

Ed is squirreling his way to the top!

by CharleiB0B0 September 6, 2021

The Nimble Squirrel

The man lays down on the ground and waits for the woman. The woman continuously does back flips and tries to land on his cock every time. It is a game of weather his dick breaks or if he gets off

I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!

by trickytower August 4, 2021