The Modern Spongebob

The spiritual successor to the Team Fortress 2 weapon "The Dead Ringer."

The Modern Spongebob
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death

The Modern Spongebob by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021

Buena Park Wet Sponge 

When a female poops her pants and the excrement coats her entire genitalia to the point of complete obscurement

Barbara had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and it looked like someone slammed her crotch with a whole chocolate cake

Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch

Buena Park Wet Sponge by 23AdamHenry January 31, 2022

The Dusty Sponge

The dusty sponge is a sexual act in which the dominator (usually male) artificially increases the size of an (usually womans) asshole to the point where he can insert a fist. He then grabs his dick and cums in her asshole, spits in her asshole and then proceeds to fist her with a sponge in his hand, collecting all of the juices he proceeds to grab her hair from behind and squeeze the sponge over her eyes.

Mark: Yo bro you see Paul do The Dusty Sponge to Robert last weekend?
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!

The Dusty Sponge by The Dusty Sponge November 26, 2022

mario and spongebob 

mario and spongebob means to rape and then brutally murder someone to then dispose of their body is a river

mario: itsa me mario

spongebob: mario and spongebob

mario and spongebob by wethenigas427 March 25, 2023

Schrodinger's Sponge 

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

Schrodinger's Sponge

Schrodinger's Sponge by Schrodinger's Sponge July 9, 2023

Marg Bar SpongeBob 

Literally means "death to SpongeBob" in Persian but is commonly used with the Squidward "Lip Status: Packed" meme by American good ol' boys to indicate frustration with insane tobacco-hating liberals forcing their will on America and "reconstructing" conservative values.

Crazy Liberal: We need to protest in the streets for higher taxes on the rich so that the gov't can provide free healthcare to homosexual, black puppies!

Normal Guy: Marg bar SpongeBob

Crazy Liberal: Wow, a foreign language! How progressive!

Marg Bar SpongeBob by Migdal Kadanoff May 8, 2024

play w my spongebob

play w my dingaling. (LOL!)

somebody play w my spongebob!!

play w my spongebob by maaaaaax June 8, 2024