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softe

pronounced 'sof-t'
a concept, a thing, or a person that is considered to be very warm, smiley, nice to be around, fluffy, huggable, ect
person A: Alfred Molina is so softe, i just wanna hug him
person B: goddamn it, yeah (• ▽ •;)
by back_from_whence May 5, 2021
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Soft Princess

He make that little girl all wet by touch her soft princess.
by PBPersonHG June 21, 2018
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Soft

When you are so high on drugs that everything feels and seems softer then usual
Dam I'm so soft right now
by Sneebley January 5, 2024
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Soft Boi Time

tiwbh stermaer :D
Person 1 - I watch Soft Boi Time
Person 2 - who even is that?!
by anonymous April 17, 2023
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soft mafia

Soft mafia describes women who keep
tabs on virtually everyone in their
their families, extended families, and
sometimes people they are not related
to in social groups and at different functions they attend.

These women do not mind being backstabbers,
being condescending muckrakers, and

acting dramatically pragmatic. They are political
to the highest degree, usually but not always
conservative in their views. In addition to being
gossip-mongers, the soft mafia also exert
influence to get their allies and friends good
professional and social positions. Intelligence
and counter-intelligence by electronic and
other means fit the soft mafia profile. She
will go beyond eavesdropping and tamper
with cellular phones and personal or
laptop computers, spying on family members
whether they are teenagers, older siblings,
and their friends or sleepovers.
The females in a soft mafia usually run down
their adversaries by talk. The idea of a hit

often but is not limited to TV soap opera-style
scandalizing, with the explicit purpose of
besmirching another woman or man's character
or reputation. Acts of mayhem ranging
from permitting a dog to excrete on the foe's
plants or flowers to getting the person in
minor trouble with the law are normal acts
of contempt.

Conversely, the soft mafia woman
or women can or will spread rumors
and begin conspiracies to land an
ally a good job at a company, and also
a position or positions of leadership in
civic or clannish organizations in the local
community. She will tell half-truths and
wildly exaggerate the reputation of the
person she wants "in".
by Constable Madre April 20, 2011
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Soft squirter

A man that can only produce female offspring.
I'll never have any grandsons because all my boys are soft squirters.
by Nicol922 May 15, 2024
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International Men With Soft Hands Day

On the 10th of March of every year, there is held a celebration for men with soft hands
Happy International Men with Soft Hands day my G's !
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