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Scripture spitting

(v). To quote scripture in an obnoxious, judgmental way, especially after somebody spills his heart out.
Meryl is always scripture spitting instead of listening and being kind to others. She quoted ten Bible verses after I told her about my father's death.
by lorelei91 August 12, 2015
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sperm spitting gutter hoe

A prostitute who sucks dick in the gutter and spits the sperm out
I saw a sperm spitting gutter hoe when I visited the city
by Taylorjujan January 19, 2016
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gang slitting

when someone decides its a smart idea to join two rival gangs at the same time
Dude did you see jeremy get fucked up last night for gang slitting? I'm not going to his funeral
by alwaysgittakickit March 23, 2016
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hood shifting

defined by moving from a less desirable neighborhood to another neighborhood, often one that is considered slightly more or less desirable.
Jamal: Yo Bro! I just moved down the block to 59th street. It's hella bangers ova there.
Jimmy: Damn homie! You hood shifting hard as hell.
by whymer August 3, 2017
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Seoul sitting desk

A sex act that modifies the doggy-style position. In this position, the top uses the bend in the small of the bottom's back to prop up a device playing porn.
My wife really wants to have sex but I don't know if I can get it up for her anymore!

Relax, dude. For all you care, you could be having sex with Riley Reid if you can sneak in a Seoul sitting desk.
by Raulcito August 28, 2017
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blunt sitting

To have the blunt for a long time as u bullshit or tell a story or you repeat to hit the weed with out passing
Josh:yah bro party was so litt

Kim:oh my fucking God Josh stop being a dickhead and pass the weed why in the hell are you blunt sitting
by Beatmydick69 October 1, 2017
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like sitting

When a person or group of people is lying in wait to immediately add “likes” to a planned or otherwise prepared comment on Facebook by a known 3rd party.
They were “like sitting” on Ryan’s next comment in the gun control thread.
by LikeSitterAlpha May 6, 2018
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