lane shitting

Slang for when a motorcyclist lane splits but does so, metaphorically shitting on everyone around by leaving them in the dust.

Looking for a thrill, he barreled through dense traffic, lane shitting all the way to his destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 25, 2020

Quiet Shitting

Variation of “quiet quitting” only the subject spends time in the bathroom instead of fulfilling work obligations.

Have you seen Alex?
Yeah he’s in the bathroom on YouTube quiet shitting.

by RedBathTub June 30, 2023

Shit Rolled

When what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a video of Rebecca Black singing "Friday."

Clu: You gotta check out this new band, it's awesome! Look, here's the video.

Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday...

Eric: Arrrgh man, you just Shit Rolled me again!

by The Riqo April 6, 2011

Shit Smuggler

Describes someone who has an odouress disposition.

Clive stunk like a shit smugglers duffel bag.

by blackninja980 October 4, 2007

revenge-shit

When you take a huge dump and just leave it there just to spite somebody.

Allan: "I just took a major revenge-shit bro. She's cleaning it right now!" *brofist
Sten: "Nice one!" *brofist

by Sandy_Vag October 2, 2014

shit-ton

Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.

Kilby has a shit-ton of old NES games.

by WallyFro March 10, 2003

Shit Tard

A person who is just plain out a fucking retard, who also probably eats shit for lunch. . .

Jacob: Dude Tyler you want to go eat shit for lunch today?

Tyler: Your such a shit tard.

by Douglas S November 23, 2006