When you have properties of wario, such as being clever and smart thinking. However you are very fat, ugly and extremely anti-social. Also the person can be very obnoxious.
by Spaccos February 07, 2013
Acronym for "No Girlfriend Around Blindness" Syndrome
When a guy isn't with his girlfriend, and he thinks that everyone around him is pretty because he has temp. blindness.
Guys with this syndrome tend to cheat on their girlfriends vigorously and with various ugly girls, making their girlfriends feel like they're the ugly ones. This syndrome not only effects the guy's friend's views on him because at any given chance he hooks up with nasty smuts and it makes him look pathetic and desperate, but heavily effects the girlfriend..making them insanely jealous of everyone, even the fattest and ugliest of girls, since the boyfriend is already known to hook up with the fattest and ugliest of girls.
When a guy isn't with his girlfriend, and he thinks that everyone around him is pretty because he has temp. blindness.
Guys with this syndrome tend to cheat on their girlfriends vigorously and with various ugly girls, making their girlfriends feel like they're the ugly ones. This syndrome not only effects the guy's friend's views on him because at any given chance he hooks up with nasty smuts and it makes him look pathetic and desperate, but heavily effects the girlfriend..making them insanely jealous of everyone, even the fattest and ugliest of girls, since the boyfriend is already known to hook up with the fattest and ugliest of girls.
"Did Tj come to the party without his girlfriend?"
"Yeah"
"Is he hooking up with Patty? Does he know Patty is actually a guy?"
"I think he has NGAB syndrome.."
"oh, that explains A LOT."
"Yeah"
"Is he hooking up with Patty? Does he know Patty is actually a guy?"
"I think he has NGAB syndrome.."
"oh, that explains A LOT."
by Nikkiholl3r January 19, 2012
Guy one: What's with you today? I'm only getting one word answers to my questions
Guy two slowly: Me and Susan did a marathon last night.
Guy one: Ahh Cunniltarpal syndrome.
Guy two slowly: Me and Susan did a marathon last night.
Guy one: Ahh Cunniltarpal syndrome.
by Mickola August 11, 2010
Another word for Aspergers Syndrome, alluding to the mythical figure of Cassandra. Cassandra was cursed so no one would believe her even though she spoke the truth. Autistic people are similar, they are honest by nature, but neurotypicals tend to think they are lying from misreading their body language. Since Aspergers Syndrome has fallen out of public favor, Cassandra Syndrome is a suitable replacement.
by Ganondox May 24, 2022
A condition where a person chooses to stay in a relationship with an abusive partner solely for sex.
“Sam, you seriously gotta break up with your gf. I don’t care how good she is in bed. We’re worried about you man, you come home every day with bruises. Cockholm syndrome is clouding your judgment.”
by Harbinger_of_Decay October 15, 2021
The Haugesund Syndrome is a syndrome that can be gained while staying for a longer time in a city without the possibility of proper recreational activities. A lack of proper recreactional activities can be triggered by extended periods of bad weather as well as the physical absence of recreational facilities.
Yo, I'm really pumped to start riding bikes, but unfortunately I got the Haugesund Syndrome. What a bummer.....
by Jankie_The_Monkey November 15, 2019
by Anon-F404 August 07, 2021