small vagina

A small vagina is when someone says they have a big dick (and they don’t) and you have to defend yourself and say you have a small vagina

Boy: I have a big dick
Girl: no you don’t, I have a small vagina

by Littleperson1601 October 21, 2017

Hammer Smashed Face

Drunk to an extreme degree.

Pat: "Dude, i fel like shit. what happened last night?"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"

by vvalkyrie April 26, 2011

talk smack

(v) To talk trash, insulting or casting doubt on a person's ability.

Before the fight, the boxers were talking smack to each other.

by keyshaw June 24, 2004

smallpox

An acute, highly infectious, often fatal disease caused by a poxvirus and characterized by high fever and aches with subsequent widespread eruption of pimples that blister, produce pus, and form pockmarks. Also called variola.

After 9/11, there was concerns terrorists might use smallpox in an attack.

Supposedly the US holds enough vaccine for it's entire population in case there were ever an outbreak.

Don't get smallpox, or else you are screwed.

by History Channel November 30, 2005

smanging

the fusion of smashing and banging born in the catalyst of aggressive fucking. to ferociously penetrate your partner while bending her over a balcony during spring break.

Dude, last night I was smanging this chick so hard we broke the bed.

by smangapedic May 4, 2011

smarmodon

A smarmy person. Also, smarmosaur.

"Steve is such a smarmodon"

by Athenais May 25, 2006

Smart Guy

A TV show in the late 90's about a afro-american "Ten year old wiz kid bustin' high school". The ten year old kid being TJ Henderson, played by TJ Mowry. It was showed on the Disney channel for two years. TJ is also joined by two slackers, his brother Markus and Markus' best friend Moe. Tj and Markus live with their single father who owns a contracting company and also with their sister, Yvette. There is also some weird white kid whose name slips my mind.
"Smart Guy" is now shown as re-runs on the network called BET, meaning black entertainment.

"Yo Jamal. Whatchu' Finna do after skoo'?"

"Nuttin' much mane. Just finna pop some j's and maybe watch me some Smart Guy"

by dannakin December 19, 2008