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Traveling South on Shaft Highway

A phrase used to not-so-discretely describe oral sex on a male.
(phone conversation)
guy1: Hey man, what are you up to right now?
guy2: Um, right now? Well, my girlfriend is traveling south on shaft highway.
guy1: Oh shit sorry dude! Later!

(two girls talking about the night before)
girl1: ... then I took him out to my car and I traveled south on shaft highway.
girl2: Did you go all the way down to the cul de sack? LOL!
by Bage September 23, 2011
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shaft-hole

Hillary took it in the shaft-hole.
by Ben Tshaft April 13, 2010
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Shif

An idiot usually in grade 9 who acts like he's in grade 6 and act like they have friends. Known for using around ten emojis in one sentence.
Example: Yo! That was so lit fam 😂👌🏼🙈💯💯
"Did you see shif acting tough in the hall way?"
by Fusi June 13, 2016
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free shaft

Having sexual intercourse without a condom. see also raw.
by Papawood December 8, 2003
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Shifty

A person that is so 1337 in every way that it is rumored that people in forums worship him. If you happen to see him in person you will probably have an aneurysm and die because his coolness is rumored to do that.
"Steve saw Shifty yester day and died because of the coolness."

"I want to see Shifty so bad, that I don't care if I die."

"All hail Shifty, our new world leader!"
by mKong July 20, 2004
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Shafted

(a)An organised meeting between two groups that fails to materialise with no reason given.

'Shafted' is a segment on Are You*th Being Served? a youth engagement radio show that runs in Brisbane, Australia. It came from an arranged interview between the shows hosts and the Beaconsfield Miners and was confirmed only 2 hours prior to said interview.

The Beaconsfield Miners became famous in 2006 when stuck down a mine 'shaft' for 2 weeks and hence why the segment is appropriately named 'shafted'.

The show now actively seeks interviews with famous people when the ultimately know they will be 'shafted' for that interview.
"We tried getting Paris Hilton on the show this week, but she 'shafted' us"
by radio politik January 9, 2007
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Reality Shifting

A botched pseudoscience of multiversal theory that has no real backing, aside from stories. It’s effectively guided meditation along with lucid dreaming that doesn’t make much sense when you really look into it.
Person 1: I participated in reality shifting yesterday! Wrote the script and everything.
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!
by Funkychicken42 July 17, 2022
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