"The river chickens waddled over for a slice of bread."
by Fcking_Chuck December 29, 2022

River is an incredibly cute human being, they are quiet most of the time, even around friends but they have that one friend they are always comfortable being loud with. They prefer They/Them pronouns and can't stand unfair and rude people. They have a temper like wildfire and and could honestly kick anyones ass. They're usually on the shorter side. They always have fun colored hair and and have weird but amazing fashion sense. They're artistic and literary geniuses.
They're usually pretty numb to the world, they don't like humans persay, but they do like people. They listen to all kinds of music, ranging from kpop to death metal.
They're often depressive and have major Anxiety issues. They crave romantic relationships but always choose the worst people. They empathic and are really good at comforting others, but they can also talk about themselves for a long while, not in a boastful way. They will be your bestfriend and your worst enemy. They're often alluring, and you'll always want to be around them.
They're usually pretty numb to the world, they don't like humans persay, but they do like people. They listen to all kinds of music, ranging from kpop to death metal.
They're often depressive and have major Anxiety issues. They crave romantic relationships but always choose the worst people. They empathic and are really good at comforting others, but they can also talk about themselves for a long while, not in a boastful way. They will be your bestfriend and your worst enemy. They're often alluring, and you'll always want to be around them.
by GraceEvelyn'sFriend November 11, 2022

When you're at the river and you feel the sudden urge to blast a turd out your butt. When it comes out like a .220 swift, we call in the River Bullett.
When you're at the river and you feel the sudden urge to blast a turd out your butt. When it comes out like a .220 swift, we call in the River Bullett
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When Edgar, who often plays weak cards and has overcome significant odds to win several hands determined by the final card dealt; he refuses to fold bad hands and has laid many bad beats.
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Gender River-The "Gender River" is a state of mind/place a person is in when pondering their own gender.
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