by SLAY MONKEY RIVER SUCKS November 24, 2022

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

River is a leprechaun ginger, who loves to be kawaii like his "kawaii" sisters. He is smelly and loves and worships George
by leprechaunhater August 23, 2023

Our foreman has such a river eye! Yesterday he was looking right at me and told me to pick that shovel up, two other dudes bent over to pick it up! OR Heidi Klum is HOT but she has that river eye...
by lustypan August 1, 2015

A mining tragedy that happened on November 19 2010, on the West Coast of New Zealand. 29 men lost their lives.
by Hay_gurl_hay April 22, 2014

Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.
Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
by Spencer-C9 January 9, 2009
