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post-pub shrapnel

The wallet or pocket full of 5, 10, 20 and 50 cent coins you have after a night out down the local. €4.05 pints make this even worse than normal.
"Ah jaysus Marty, my wallet is full of post-pub shrapnel again"
by StrokeCity December 28, 2005
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Post-nut reflection

The moment of complete self reflection and clarity immediately following busting a huge nut.
"the Post-nut reflection hit me, and the self reflection and realisation kicked in"
by Sheldonisautistic February 3, 2018
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post-conversation conversation

After having quite a long conversation; and after farewelling and parting from the other, one of the two in the conversation might suddenly bring up something new to talk about. This sparks an additional conversation about that topic. A post-conversation conversation can last up to a couple of hours; but normally last for about three to four minutes.
John: 'I just had the longest post-conversation conversation with Bob.'

Harry: 'cool beans.'
by robomartion September 5, 2011
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Birthday Wall Posts

Well Wishes written on facebook pages for friends and family's birthdays.

A substitute for Birthday cards.
"Dude,Just wanted to write you birthday wall post, happy birthday you are the bombest!"

Birthday wall posts rules:
1. Short birthday wishes should be posted to the wall, longer birthday wishes should be sent as messages so as to keep the wall space interesting, and avoid irritating the birthday wall-post stalkers.
2. One should read all other birthday wishes before posting a new one so as to avoid repitition, however, in some cases, a simple two-worded "Happy Birthday" can be appropriate. excample: (1)You don't know the person very well. (2)You don't but you're just saying happy birthday cause you're bored. (3)You havn't talked to them in a year or more. (4)You met in Yoville.
3. NEVER write your birthday wish in the form a comment of agreement with someone els's post. ie: Person writes birthday wish and you comment "Yeah".
4. Keep in mind that everyone knows the birthday song so it is not necessary to write it out.
5. Don't post belated birthday wishes. Just pretend you weren't online to see the notification.
by blambalino May 10, 2010
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post mortem sleaze

A person who has died & fallen victim to a necrophiliac. Usually refering to a virgin or elderly type.
01. My grandmother, who is 92, was post mortem sleaze in the morgue of the hospital.

02. One mortician to another, "I fucked that sleaze the other day, tight pussy, even tighter ass."
by newtdecay December 6, 2007
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Post-Nut-Realization

Post-nut-realization is the process of realizing something you were sexually into and after you bust a nut, you realize how fucked up it was and now you see yourself as disgusting pig (mainly happens to people under the age of 18)
Noah: “I nutted to a post of a hot girl in our school.”
Ben: “Dude what the fuck, she’s in 7th grade!”
Noah: “oh shit
Ben: “That is called Post-Nut-Realization
by SillyG00se4 January 29, 2018
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